Ten reasons inaccurate maps are better than accurate ones

1. You are guaranteed an adventure.

2. Terra Incognito is everywhere.

3. You get to the tell the story of why they’re wrong.

4. You can make a new map and make it more accurate.

5. You now have permission to make your own inaccurate map.

6. They show you that all maps are, in important ways, inaccurate.

7. Because they’re no good for getting you places, you can use them as kindling when making a fire.

8. They’re great for giving to your enemies.

9. They make great wrapping paper.

10. Hang them on the wall and see how many of your friends say something about them.